The AnarchAngel

A couple of my favorite responses

There seem to be a lot of you out there reading these last few posts, that have no grasp of hyperbole for humorous effect; nor the ability to discriminate between said device, and reality.

You should probably stop reading now to avoid warping your little minds.

Honestly, I'm not sure which one I like better. I mean Misha is in fine form here, but Rivrdog jsut blows me away.

The excerpts:

Who Does a Guy Have to Fuck to Get a Fatwah in This Town?

Yes, His Rottieness is Imperiously pissed off.

We find out (via the Imperial Chief of Naval Ops and don't miss his take on the subject either!) that yet another unworthy has managed to tick off the simian Assholes for Allah enough to make them issue a fatwah on him, yet here we are, after years of hard work, still fatwah-free.

OK, enough of the not taking stuff seriously part. Not that we have the slightest intentions of taking cave-dwelling pissants willing to murder over their hurt feelings seriously, but what we do take seriously is that those camel molesters are still known as "The Religion of Peace (Our Imperial Ass)" in some circles.

Fatwah?

According to a bulletin from the Analog Kid at Random Nuclear Strikes, this blogger had an actual, By God (pun intended) "Fatwah" issued on him.

Alrighty then! I hear the rumble of distant guns! Locked and Loaded, SIR!

WARNING: The rest of this post will contain foul language, which I deem appropriate to discribe our enemy.

If any of you rag-head rug pilots who heard that fatwah are reading THIS blog, you might put a cc on that fatwah, goat-hosers. Make it read: Rivrdog. And while you're on the way up from your cozy little house down near Portland State University (yes, I DO know where you live, I hung with the dude who taught a lot of you backpacking and outdoor skills, remember?), stop and pick up a tube of KY Jelly. You will know my neighborhood when you get close to it, just roll down the car window and listen for the banjos.....

They both jsut keep getting better as they go. Such creative se of profanity and insults...

Though actually, that is one thing that muslims (or at least the middle eastern ones) seem to do well is creative insults. I had a muslim roomate in college who's favorite was:

"You are lower than the infected pus from the boils in the cunt of a syphylitic hog"

Which is great in english, but sounds even better in ... well basically all of the seven languages this kid spoke.

Interesting guy, he's half Indian, half Omani; his father a muslim, his mother a christian (I have no idea how that worked out, but they split when Hamid was a kid), his grandfather on one side a hindu who converted to christianity, his grandmother a tamil, on the other side his grandfather was a sufi (I think, it was 10 years ago and the details are fuzzy)... He split his time growing up between India and Oman.

Hamid enrolled in the Platoon Leaders Program, and earned his U.S. citizenship as an enlisted Marine; before going on to complete his commissioning program, and earn a commission as a Marine second lieutenant. He's now an english teacher somewhere in the middle east.

Posted by cbyrne at July 18, 2005 05:08 AM | TrackBack