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By lucifers beard... »
September 19, 2005
I'm a dead man ... in 47 years
According to our research, you'll be dead by
December 2052
at age 76
- probable cause -
heart attack
YOU DIE:
75.7 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN:
72.5 years
As you can plainly see, you have
more health & vitality
than the average man.
WHY YOU DIE?
56%
heart attack
24%
car accident
13%
loneliness
5%
drowning of the lungs
2%
wounds
You have
17280.2
days left on this earth.
You've already lived
38%
of your life.
A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all
743607
test takers.
17%
smoke.
42%
have health insurance.
5%
eat a lot of nice beef.
39%
hold in farts.
13%
are impressed with themselves.
The top cause of death among relatives was
cancer
.
The most widely suffered ailment among takers is
high blood pressure
.
The average day for an OkCupid user involves
7.8
hours of sleep and
1.1
movements of the bowel.
This test is always available at:
www.okcupid.com/death
Posted by cbyrne at September 19, 2005 07:29 PM |
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